23 January 2013
Princess Titanium met with her oldest friend Vicky Long Knockings, on whom she can depend She is a gobby one, feisty as can be You wouldn't ever want her for an enemy Many years ago she had too many tequila shots A masked man tied her tits down with some heavy rocks "That will teach you for being such a mouthy miss" "Maybe you'll shut up with a dangly pair of tits" Poor Vicky, her gobbiness had cost her dear Stretched and saggy boobs, all evil now does fear As her vengeful self, wants to rid the world of bad Her constricting mammaries are really rather rad So Princess Titanium seeks her company for a daring quest Vicky Long Knockings had been chosen for her breasts They were hunting down The Ten Tentacled Tick But Princess Titanium couldn't get close enough to it Her steely breasts of titanium, just couldn't get that close For his slimy tentacles would pick her up and throw her in the moat Princess Titanium wanted rid of the tenticulared beast Then all the poor villagers nearby, on him could have a feast So she knew who to send for, her oldest, feisty friend The Ten Tentacled Tick, his life would soon come to a grisly end Her constricting baps would kill swiftly and so very quick No more of that pesky Ten Tentacled Tick The beast heard them coming, ten slimy limbs were ready Princess Titanium held Vicky Long Knockings, real tight and steady Princess threw a large rock, right between his eyes It threw him off guard, it caught him by surprise Vicky's long tits, are launched, the tick is unaware They wrap around the beasts neck, depriving him of air The villagers are joyous, they dance around in delight Princess Titanium and Vicky Long Knockings, indeed won the fight The Ten Tentacled Tick was cooked upon the biggest fire The breasty pair were invited, before to their beds they retire Princess Titanium asks her friend Vicky "how is your tick?" "Not bad actually, anythings better than eating dick".
©Kim Brown 23rd January 2013
Princess Titanium And Vicky Long Knockings • Opuss № I