9 June 2012
Reject Reg was an only son Lived with his mum and dad He had two dogs to call his own As not one friend he had
Reject Reg was not thick Rather he just didn't have a clue He had no idea if his ways Were the wrong or right thing to do
As no one gave poor Reject Reg Any time of their day Nor any of their night If you get what I'm trying to say
On his 20th birthday His dad said "go and get yourself a bird" When he returned with a canary His dad was stuck for words
They worried sick for Reject Reg Who would take him under their wing? For no one saw the man inside Just a stupid boyish thing
When Reject Reg reached 24 His dad suddenly died His mum and him were heartbroken In each others arms they cried
His mum was more so worried Who would take care of them now? But Reject Reg was determined To be a real man somehow
When the will was read A shock for Reject Reg His dad had left him some cash He had a lot of wedge
He went and bought new things Clothes, shoes, music and aftershave He had a new haircut too Flowers for his mum he gave
Reject Reg realised something Suddenly people wanted to be friends Girls were asking him out But he knew it was all just pretend
He persuaded his dear mum That it was time to move house He wanted to leave the old him there And make his dear mum proud
They moved far away Reject Reg no longer his name He is married with kids But underneath he is still the same
He has it all now With his mum so very proud He is still that dear boy inside Now a young man walking round
Reject Reg • Opuss № I