11 November 2012
Sally and Hallie were a pair with a problem So bad it was, people tried to dodge them Sally had a bad case of the dribbles Now we are talking ALOT, not just a little Hallie, poor thing, had a breath with bite Caramel like spit that stunk of shite Sally was the epitome of 'Say It Don't Spray It' When she spoke, by a shower of spittle you are hit From Sally Vating you are under attack You'll need to step away, a brolly and a rain mac Hallie Toesis has breath that can vacate a room Get too close, and you seal your nostrils doom I'm always polite if they happen to come my way Always prepared with sick bag, gum, Tic Tacs and spray You may think I'm acting a little over the top Believe me, get too close and to the floor you'll drop The first time I met them, I didn't listen to what I was told I ended up with a damaged septum, and a face wet and cold I learnt my lesson, only to each other are they the closest Steer clear of the poor girls, Sally Vating and Hallie Toesis
©Kim Brown 11th November 2012
Sally Vating and Hallie Toesis • Opuss № I