6 December 2012
So now my son is a Y5 From sex education, you can't hide Preparations in place, at his school So the kids don't feel a fool The teacher and head want a chat To discuss, a bit of this and that They want to fill us in about a vid The video that they'll be showing the kids So begins, a clip of puberty Factual but graphic, told truthfully They touch on periods and spots Hygiene, clean underwear and socks Then it moves onto the cringey stuff I'm no prude but I feel myself blush I'm feeling embarrassed, rather hotty As my sons teacher is a bit of totty So next is a virtual erection I must say, I had a healthy complexion The erection goes into the virtual vagina I want out of here, maybe china? I'm trying to sit composed, try not to giggle My scarf, my diversion, I begin to fiddle Part of me wants to laugh out loud The fact I didn't, of that I am proud So, red faces all around the room I want to leave and VERY soon So my sons teacher and the head Briefly reiterate what's just been said So then they say "any questions to ask?" I have it all pent up, I need a laugh So with a straight face, like I'm about to debate "To be honest all this for me is a little too late" To which they all burst into laughter Yep lightening the mood was what I was after So parents, sex education, for it be prepared Don't be like me, caught out, completely unaware!
©Kim Brown 6th December 2012
Sex Education • Opuss № I