6 May 2012
I went on a bit of a spree
Looking for things to buy for me
I needed a dress, underwear too
But shopping always leaves me blue
The ever so helpful staff
In a shop?...don't make me laugh
The hustle and bustle
Makes me want to tussle
We're all rushing around
Covering miles of ground
Like mad little ants
When all I want is pants
Yes I like to look nice
But for a fraction of the price
I'm a car booty queen
At many I'm seen
I love quirky and retro
Vintage and boho
I don't care what's in fashion
But my clothes are a passion
Nope shopping is not for me
I'd rather have a vodka martini
Shopping Is Not For Me • Opuss № I