19 January 2013

So we are off for some fun Going to wrap up warm I'll look like a sumo Not classy this I warn

I know a little place Where others hardly go We can sledge in peace Go wild in the snow

The twins are excited To go on a sledge I hope they stay on Not fly over a hedge

I'll whizz down the field It's going to be a blast I hope my pelvic floors Hold tight while I laugh

Maybe they should design A sledge with me in mind With built in Tena Lady A cushion for my behind

I'll try not to pee myself As I squeal with delight Frozen piddly trousers Not an attractive sight

So off into the cold We happily do trudge To enjoy snow frolics Oh snow I love so much!!

©Kim Brown 19th January 2013

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