22 May 2012
Whilst on the beach in Spain on a pedalo
Something caught my eye that incensed me so
A chimp being dragged around on a very short chain
For pictures to be had with tourists so vain
I was mortified by the scene in front of my eyes
Too bloody cross and angry to want to cry
The chimpanzee was being hit on body and head
And was thin and ill looking from not being fed
The guys I was with were as distraught as me
It was decided we had to try and save the chimpanzee We knew that the men needed to be taught a lesson
It was suggested with the aid of a Smith and Wesson
I convinced them that was a drastic action to take
Something less severe, a decision we had to make
We followed to where the chimp was being kept
Again they hit out at the chimp because he had leapt
That night as the men lay in a drunken heap
We tied them up and bound them, interrupted their sleep
Dragging them out by their greasy, grimy hair
We untied the chimp who was tied up and bound to a chair
"who are you...why are you doing this to us?"
"coz you are cruel and mean to chimps"...we cuss
We took them to the beach and tied them to a post
Took loads of pictures of them, humiliation by the coast
They stayed there most of the night, right into the dawn
Their once smug faces were now tired and forlorn
Eventually they were untied by the angry local police
Not before being shamed and taunted before their release
The chimpanzee I hear you say what became of he?
Is going to an ape rescue centre where he can live and be free
The Chimps Friends Revenge • Opuss № I