1 August 2012
OPUSSIA HIT BY MADNESS AND CRAZINESS
On Tuesday night at 11.42pm...something has happened to our great Opussia, there are weird goings on everywhere. On the rollercoaster there appears to be a Clown wearing a Monocle and frankly that's it, his bodily parts are flapping around and scaring passers by. On the hotdog stand the owner is now selling banana hotdogs ....I repeat banana hotdogs, when someone pointed this out to the stall holder he gave the poor unsuspecting chap a super wedgie. Apparently the man is recuperating in hospital following his injuries which are deemed not life threatening.
The villains are out in full force, trying to steal the words of all Opussians and the directors of Seamonster Corporation has warned to be vigilant and keep all iPhones and iPads out of windows, for they fear a Magpie is now on the villains payroll and these birds will nick anything!
There have also been reports of Gangster Pigeons who are firing poo out of their backsides with such force that they could literally take your eye out. All Opussians are being urged to wear goggles and to take care when out as these Gangster Pigeons are firing with precision.
If you see any weird goings on, we would love your story, there's a Banana Hotdog just waiting if you do! For all stories contact misslittleDHP @TheDailyOpusszette
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