7 June 2012
7.00am they wake her up She has a wee in a big cup They tell her off More dribbles out with a cough
8.00am she has a wash Uses the shower curtain as a cloth They tell her off She farts..gives it a waft
9.00am they give her some toast Shoving it all in she begins to choke They tell her off She flashes what's in her chops
10.00am she hatches a plan Soon it'll be here..the white van Had it planned for days She hopes her waiting pays
11.00am the white van appears She shuffles off, no one hears When it's time to go Into the drivers seat real slow
12.00 noon she's still sat there No one blinks none cares She always does the same thing Pretends to be escaping
1.00pm enough...she's had her fun Crazy lady needs some sun So she sits with naaviie and smelly Fruit loops together watching the telly
The Drill In Craziville • Opuss № I