5 September 2012
So hubby bought a lamp
Off of one of those local sites
We arranged for it's collection
All this for a bloody light
I had to meet the lady
Outside a nearby chip shop
My daughter was at her mates
Next door...convenient or what?
As I get my little girl
I notice a women sat in her car
She's eating and reading
I keep a watch of her from afar
With my daughter in tow
I see the lady is still there
I think she maybe the lady
I approach without a care
"Excuse me, are you the lady with a lamp?"
"I beg your pardon?"...she did say
"I'll take that as obviously not"
As she's looking at me with dismay
She looks a grumpy old mare
And really rather rude
"I'm just having my break"
"I'm just sat here eating my food"
I apologise but want to laugh
As she really was not pleased
Being interrupted by me
She wore a face so peeved
I felt a tad silly
As I walked to my car
Then the old sour puss
Drove off...silly cow...hurrah!!
The Lady With The Lamp • Opuss № I