1 July 2012
A collaboration with a fellow kindred spirit merlin1038
The strong hand of windy fate Brought together misslittle and merlin1038 A problem as old as the hills That couldn't be cured with potions or pills A problem shared, was a problem halved So became a collaboration of all things 'ass' All was well and all was fine Notes were shared in Opuss time Until the friendship of the perverse Was taken further than rhyme and verse A meet was set to share notes on farts And foods that caused their gaseous arse A love they shared of the windy bloat On the nauseous smell of farts, they do float Be amazed by what, out of the body flows And share our arsey fairytale, like Juliet and Romeo If it weren't so funny, it could be a tragedy of epic size Brought on by the effects of sprouts, beer and pukka pies It was a fated collaboration right from the start A FARTastic, WINDerful celebration of all things FART
Til Death Us Do Fart • Opuss № I