10 December 2012
I'm going to bring the festivities on with glee Behave without an inch of dignity
I'm going to sing and stand on a chair With bauble earrings and glitter in my hair
I'm going to drink an awful amount of Spiced Rum More than likely, spend a lot of time on my bum
I want to eat a load of yummy scrummy chocs Sprouts with bacon bits, nice, give me the trots
I want to play games with the kids on the Wii Kick everyone's ass at ten pin bowling...yippee!
Wearing my saucy Santa suit is always a hit To add a bit of bling, I put tinsel on my tits
Dancing stupidly around in my kitchen Like I said, dignity and inhibition, I'm ditching
Making silly home movies, to cringe at later My Glo'shire accent, will say hi, just you wait errr!
I will proudly embarrass my kids with festive flair From my 19 year old, I'll no doubt get a deadly stare
I want to sing xmas songs and Auld Lang Syne Probably make up my own words due to mulled wine
There will be the xmas spirit within the air Not just because of the candles burning everywhere
I'm going to pop party poppers and make a big mess Spray silly string EVERYWHERE and not get stressed
I want me and my family to have a damn good time You may get to hear all about it with another rhyme!
©Kim Brown 10th December 2012
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