7 July 2012
I started my work, at 6 in the morning.
Which I can tell you is really quite boring.
And hard work as well, with all it entails,
with scanning and packing and refilling shelves.
But I quite like it, despite some small floors,
I smile at each customer who walks through our doors,
But I have to admit to one little thing,
something that really does wipe off my grin,
When one moany woman, conducts a wee plot,
to find all the faults she really can spot!
She nags and she brags and she tells me I'm stupid.
Well I'm sorry ma'am, please control all those small kids!
Oh what was that? I should really try harder,
To get a real job, educations a starter??
Well don't you mind me, you ignorant cow, I have 13 Gcse's!!!
Yeah, take that for wow!
I'm currently taking up work for some money,
So I can go off and further my study!
But of course not, I didn't reply, just giggle and bit, a smile I did try.
Although with my mood I'm sure I just grimaced.
As she continues to moan and tells me I just missed!
What? oh the bag well I'm sorry it's late.
Tell me dear miss could work these long shifts?
No! so the next time you do decide,
To walk on up here and pick at my side!
Stop just a moment and think to yourself,
do I want to be listed up on their shelf.
As just another ignorant spanner?
Who really forgot all about manners?
No well then miss I'd like to just say,
Stop moaning about the old man, sat, our dear busker.
For with all of your moaning,
You're just another damned express customer!
Express Customers • Opuss № I