29 August 2012
There's someone in the bathroom.
And you only need to pee, brush your teeth and dash again.
Somewhere you have to be...
They're really taking ages,
you think you're going to pop!
Whilst you're standing at the door, when you here a mighty plop!
Oh great, oh boy, just brilliant,
They're doing a big poo!
Whilst you're waiting for the toilet,
god damn you need it too!
you twiddle and you fidget,
when at last you here the sound,
A flush, a hush, a shuffle.
Your patience can't be found.
As the door it opens up,
and you rush on past them, in!
And as you sit and piddle.
from your face, falls down your grin.
For the smell of previous users, fills your nostrils.
Urgh the joys.
God why did you make boys?
The smell.. • Opuss № I