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If you can't be an adult during a divorce, don't expect to be treated like one.
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mort
Genuine chatty man... Kik - madmorts
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Two Hearts
I broke her heart. Broke it in two. I'm feeling so guilty. What do I do. She still means so much. I really do care. She touched my heart deeply. I love her in there. What have I done.
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Feelings
Sometimes we're happy. Sometimes we're sad. Maybe do good things. Some even real bad. The heart it will break. Like something you peel. Just keep your head up. You'll feel it self heal.
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Let Her Be Free
I once saw a girl. Who was amazing to me. The look in her eyes. Was one to be free. Her heart was in pieces. Shattered in two. Really I thought. How could this be true. I dived in her soul.
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Forgotten Ones
The still of the night. Is a scary old place. People are walking. With pain on their face. Some are so drunk. They can not stand. Crawling around. Beer in their hand. Many of which.
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Not Myself
Where did I go. Where have I been. I'm really not sure. The things that I've seen. My minds all a flutter. My life's in a rut. I really am wishing. My door would stay shut. But something is in here.
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Help
Good evening all... This a question of help, I'm in search of erotic writers of stories and poems, to come join me in my closed group on facebook...
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The Filling Station 15+
It was a hot summers day, I was undecided on what to do... Until!. I just packed up some things and decided on a road trip.
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Birthday Dream (15+)
It was my birthday, 21st July.. I woke in the morning feeling slightly aroused, horny in fact.. I placed my hand under my boxers and started stroking my cock, semi awake I started to dream..
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Cream
I went to bed. To have a nice dream. I covered your body. In lovely whipped cream. I smeared it all over. Checking you twice. The sight of your skin. Looked incredibly nice. My tongue it is twitching.
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Me
A different kind of guy, likes random stuff and to be random.. My interests are cars, trucks, off-roading, music and movies. Hard house and Trance are my fave music, but I'll listen to anything.
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Sexual Scent (15+)
Here I am, sitting on the sofa with the most beautiful girl in the world, open fire lit and the room toasty warm.
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A Tasty Drug
As I see you lying there. Thoughts go through my mind. Of what i'd really like to do. To your nice behind. Spread it wide. Insert my face. My tongue starts licking. A perfect place. Pull you back.
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The Driveway 16+
I start by grabbing your hand and pulling you outside, out to the drive and placing you on the car bonnet... There I start to press on you, kissing you, holding you still.
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L . I . F . E
L ife I sn't F ucking E asy.
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Hot Beach (16+)
I want to take you to the most beautiful beach, lay you down in golden sands and hold you close.
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Shower Of Passion (16+)
I want to grab hold of your hand and lead you to the bathroom, where I will turn on the shower and stand us both in, lovely warm water will pour all over us, making our clothes wet.
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My Kitchen (16+)
As i walk into the kitchen, I see you standing there, leaning into the sink, your hands covered in foam from the dishes, I approach you, eyeing you up as I'm getting closer.
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I Want To (15+)
I want to hold your hand and pull you close, I want to feel your heart beating against my chest, as I brush my hands through your hair, kissing your neck with a passionate touch.
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To Lazy To Go Mad
I'm lost and confused. Can't find the damn door. Alone in this room. I can't take anymore. People are talking. I hear them out there. They know that I'm in here. But they just don't care.
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A Bit Of Me
This is a poem. A bit about me. Just have a read. You'll like it, you'll see. I like all types of music. Hard house is best. It beats all the others. Without any test. A passion for cars.
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Bondage
It was a dark night. Outside of our house. Not a soul stirred. Not even a mouse. It's just you and me. What shall we do. One things in my mind. This is my clue. I've got out a chair.
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Trying to get back to the beginning of my opusses, the damn thing keeps chucking me out????.
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Heal
Music is the greatest healer known to me.
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It's Right
This is it. It is tonight. Honest girl. Hold on tight. We're gonna have. The best sex ever. Hardcore rage. Hell for leather. Our bodies locked. Set as one. Sweaty mess. This is fun. Take our time.
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Shhh!!
I woke up this morning. A thought in my head. I've got you naked. Tied on my bed. Arms fully stretched. Legs tied and bound. Your mouth is taped over. No making a sound. Gently caressing.
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Heeeeyyyy!!!
Just a brief reminder... To all those who fancy chats, feel free to add my kik - madmorts... Just be warned of my naughty nature lol, and sense of humour... Hope to chat soon.
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My Thoughts Are Good!
I'm in a mood. That's kinda frisky. A naughty mind. Kinda risky. I wanna see. Your sexy ass. Straight to my phone. Don't let it pass. I wanna lick. Your tender lips. Spread your pussy.
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Safe
Can I just say, although i'm English, my thoughts are with all American folk who suffered from that nasty hurricane, hope you're all safe and well.
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I took a shit this morning, then realised it wasn't mine.
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Roll On Summer
Winters here. Damn I'm cold. Weather like this. Makes me feel old. Bones are aching. Bright eyes tired. Drinking redbull. Just to feel wired. Sickness comes. Makes me feel crappy. Roll on summer.
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Same But Different
Isn't life funny. Isn't it strange. Everyone's different. But no-one likes change. Some folk are open. Some maybe shy. Some folk are honest. Some of them lie. Some of us rich. Some of us poor.
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Set Me Free
It's been a long time. I've not written a thing. My life's all screwed up. What will death bring. My mind is a blank. My heart simply gone. I'm sitting here waiting. Deaths taking so long. 34 years.
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Two dyslexics run into the bank and shout "Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up".
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The A A
Good Evening, my names Dave, I'm 53 and I'm an alcoholic.
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United We'll Stand
Many great things. May happen to you. But no matter what. You'll always feel blue. You'll laugh. And you'll cry. This doesn't matter. You'll just wanna die. People won't know. They don't understand.
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1 Reason
I'm taking my time To ask all of you To give me one reason A reason that's true Please leave a comment For my eyes to see For I'd like to know now What you think of me.
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6 Hours
Night time has come. I'm off to my bed. There I will lie. Kinky thoughts fill my head. Visions of you. Filling my brain. You're getting butt naked. This is insane. You've layed down beside me.
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Good To Talk
To all of my friends. Followers too. I wish you good health. And dreams that come true. Some have been good. Some are so thick. I'm asking you all. If you have kik. Please don't be shy.
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Special Boys
There they were. All ready for school. Looking so smart. And ever so cool. My two little boys. Growing so fast. Where has time gone. It has flown past. Standing in line. Waving goodbye.
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Come To An End
The things in my life. Are here and there real. But what I am feeling. I don't want to feel. I'm so full of anger. Feelings of hate. I want them to leave. Before its too late. Inside my heart.
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I'll Do It After
You wake in the morning. To go get some money. The cash machines fucked. It's not even funny. You look at your watch. Checking the time. There's two hours left. Banks open at nine.
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What Am I ??
I'm soft and I'm strong And everso long I love getting messy And everso wet What am i???.
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Grow One
Why do people say "Grow some balls". Balls are weak and very sensitive, if you wanna get tough, grow a vagina... Those things can really take a beating.
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A Friend In Me
This is just me. I like me this way. If you don't like it. You don't have to stay. I'm honest and blunt. Say how I feel. I'm living my own life. I'm keeping it real. My words they might hurt you.
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One Life
Life can be good. Life can be great. Life can be sad. So full of hate. Life can be fun. Life can be blue. Life can be empty. These words are so true. Life can be crazy. Life can be mad.
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Died Inside
Morning has broke. So has my ass. I never thought I'd. Be so full of gas. Geez this stuff stinks. With that there's no doubt. Don't take a whiff. You might just pass out. You have been warned.
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Nympho
The way that I am. Is a natural way. I wake feeling horny. Ever e day. Some people may say. It's because I'm a man. Thinking of sex. Is my number one plan. So what if I like it. It's my life you know.
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It's all shits and giggles till someone giggles and shits!!!!.
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I hate pushing a pull door.
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The look the dog gives you when he's farted - Priceless.
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Should've Got Up
The start of a day. Is a curious thing. As daylight does break. The morning birds sing. You lay in your bed. Hearing their song. You really must rise. Or you'll stay there to long.
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Party Trick
I have a new party trick. I swallow two pieces of string, an hour later they come out my ass tied together. I shit you knot.
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Like Me Or Hate Me
Love me hate me. I don't care. I am who I am. I think it's fair. Don't ask me to change. Cause the answers no. If you don't like it. You know where to go. I'm a man who's. Just like marmite.
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IPUSS
I ncredible P erfection U nbelievably S tays S ilent @ipuss.
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Mirror
Two Irish men walking down the street, first Irishman picks up a mirror and says "fuck me, I know this face", second Irishman picks it up and says "of course you do, it's me you daft twat"..
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Goodnight Folks
Well here it is. That time again. I'll catch ya later. Don't know when. I'm off to bed. Off to dream. What about. Is quite unseen. I've got undressed. I'm in my bed. I've let the pillow. Hit my head.
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Superb
I just gotta say, that 16 year old Ella on X-factor was fecking awesome, superb song writing and outstanding performance, she'll have my vote all the way... Way to go ELLA!!!!.
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Hard Life
The penis has a hard life He only has one eye He's got an overgrown afro His neighbours are nuts And his owners a complete idiot.
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Love Is
Love is kind Love is true Love is sad Love is blue Love is happy Love is great Love is blind Love is hate Love is hurtful Love is sin Love is pleasure Love lies within.
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Balls
You walk and they sway You sit and they stay You sweat and they cling They kick and you sing.
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Scientists say the universe is made up of electrons, protons and neutrons They failed to mention morons.
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3am
Readers be warned... At 3am every morning, wherever you are and wherever you live, 3am is the time that all paranormal souls come to roam, it's the highest peak for paranormal activity...
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Spirits
I'm standing alone. No one in sight. This place is so eary. In the darkest of night. Orbs they do roam. Around all these rooms. Making their noises. Slamming doors with big booms.
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Happy Anniversary
Three years ago. Is when we did wed. It wasn't the first time. That you entered my bed. Through all of the shit. The thick and the thin. We were stuck close together. Through all of the sin.
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Homely Wall
#household. These places have eyes. They also have ears. They simply absorb. All of our fears. They do not shout back. Or break you apart. They've been there beside you. Right from the start.
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If mud makes bricks And bricks make walls What do walls make??. Sausages... And I bet you were gonna say houses lol.
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Without Them
Today was great. Today was fun. Spent with my family. Out in the sun. We went to the beach. We had a great time. I love having days. With this family of mine. Life would be horrid. Not quite the same.
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Eat You
I'm lying here Nude in bed Thoughts of you Fill my head I can't wait For us to meet You look delicious Good to eat I will wait Do what it takes I can't hold back I love cornflakes.
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No Goodbye
I've something to say. I must really confess. My heart is in pieces. My life is a mess. To many years. Hanging with thugs. Getting in trouble. Taking shit drugs. But now it does seem.
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S.T.A.B.L.I.S.H
@stablish S omeone T hat A lways B elieves L ife I s S ometimes H ard.
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My F***ing Life
Life's to short. To scuffle and hurry. Stop stressing out. Life's not about worry. Life's not bad. It can be really great. Forget about the downers. And the ones you really hate. Just be who you are.
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Inspired By Birds
I've nothin to say. I'm lost for words. I think I will wait. For the singing of birds. For they are my key. My shadow of light. They inspire my opuss. So I get it right. So I'll bid you farewell.
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Numbers
#shapepoetry ES U. T Q. I O ONE Who can do number 2. Please tag me if you do numbers.
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What's In A Name
P erfection H appiness I nteresting L ovely.
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Sooooo Tired
You're feeling so down. Energies low. You just can not find. Your get up and go. Yawning like mad. You curl in a heap. You really do need. To get some more sleep. But the day it is filled.
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Daft Idea!
I have a little problem Of this i'll say to thee I've covered up my japseye Now it's hard to pee If I'm slightly careful I won't wet my pants If I feel it trickling You'll see me start to...
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Not The Shits
Today did arrive. With no fear and no stutter. My belly was moving. Just like a shutter. I ran to the toilet. This next bits no fun. My arse it was open. Shit started to run. This problem persists.
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Love Opuss
L ots O f V ariation E xplains O puss P eople U nderstand S pecial S tories #loveopuss.
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True
When you're in a fight a friend will stand beside you, a true friend will skip along beside you with a shovel singing "someone's gonna get it"..
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No. 1
#shapepoetry A U R O. E Y. N U M B E R ...
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Never Too Ill
1 - earache. 2 - headache. 3 - nosebleed. 4 - sore throat. 5 - toothache. 6 - arm ache. 7 - leg ache. 8 - pins and needles. 9 - sickness. 10 - diarrhoea. 11 - swollen glands. 12 - chest infection.
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Stay You
Be who you are Do what you do Never forget They can't change you.
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Could've Been Me
When I was younger. I use to run. Quicker than Bolt. Who is now number one. 100 metre sprint. Was nothing for me. Under 10 seconds. As quick as can be. Then one day. On my way to school.
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Face Mask
Isn't it funny. Isn't it strange. The faces we make. We rearrange. Upside down smiles. Sometimes a grin. Fat looking cheeks. A nose could be thin. The face is so weird. With difference I feel.
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Hate The Night
I lie in my bed Eyes wide awake I'm hearing these noises But what do they make Some are so soft Some they do creak I often here voices And noises that speak Some are so ghostly I bury my head To...
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Tainted Tulip
@TaintedTulip T his A mazing I ndividual N eeds T eaching E very D ay T o U nfold L ifes I ncredible P ath.
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Last Vision (15+)
I'm sitting here thinking. Of things I can do. But I can not explain. They might be of you. My mind is so naughty. Of this I shall I warn. We could be both naked. Making some porn. Visions of panties.
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John's Your Proof
I once was a guy. Who went to some rave. Dancing about. Waiting for Dave. But Dave never came. So the party went on. I was dancing like mad. And bumped in to John. John was a hippy.
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In-Admissible
@Barknbite. I'm sat at the bar. This girl looks so kissable. I'll need to get proof. And make it admissible. I pull out my phone. Before it's to late. Take a nice pic. To show my best mate.
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Hi Ho Hi Ho
Hi ho hi ho. It's off to work we go. With a bucket and spade and an hand grenade. Hi ho. Hi ho hi ho hi ho. Hi ho hi ho. It's off to work we go. With a shovel and pick and a donkeys dick. Hi ho.
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Right From The Start
I remember the day. We first met. This was for real. It wasn't a bet. You looked so fine. Such a cutie. I said to myself. "she's a beauty". That very same night. I gave you a kiss.
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The Mind
The mind it is. A curious place. Sending strange signals. Down to your face. Some are quite happy. They'll make you smile. The mind makes it last. Just for a while. It triggers emotions.
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Sick Chick
There was a young lady from pickenham Who went for a train ride to twickenham She drank to much beer and felt a bit queer So she took off her boots and was sick in um.
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The Spaceman
There was an old man from crocket Who went for a ride in a rocket The rocket went bang and his balls went clang And his dick ended up in his pocket.
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Solid Friends
This ones from me. Straight at my friends. I'll hang to us. Until our life ends. There's nothing that's greater. Than friendship you see. You just won't realise. What you mean to me.
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SALSA
@sjw We all live to dance To funky house tunes Jumping around Like crazy mad loons But there's someone on opuss That's more crazy you see She dances the salsa Especially for me.
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Give Me A Word
Here's a little poem. Not sure what about. I'm hoping while I'm writing. I'll figure it out. Many things I've written. Some that make no sense. Some stories have been sexual. Some are pretty tense.
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Sleeping Death
I really hate. This time of night. I close my eyes. I get a fright. The room goes dark. Oh so black. I fall asleep. No turning back. Visions grim. Blood will pour. Bodies bound. Lied on the floor.
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Mouse From Rome
#alittlechallenge I have a home The door a dome I live alone I come from Rome It is my house Not fit for louse Just for me Mighty mouse.
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