8 August 2012
My book report is due today. I haven't finished yet. In fact, I haven't started, which I'm coming to regret.
I haven't even read the book. I put it off so long. I thought I'd have a lot of time. It looks like I was wrong.
I'd ask my older brother what this book is all about, but he's already left for school and cannot help me out.
I'd hustle to the movie store and rent the DVD, but I don't even have the time to watch it on TV.
I guess I'll have to fake it and pretend I read the book. Then write a bunch of nonsense and assorted gobbledygook.
It's either that, or do the thing my conscience knows is right: I'll claim I'm sick and stay at home and finish it tonight. --Kenn Nesbitt
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