@catarinamp

When my cat decides to sleep next to me, he makes sure that I'm about to get up from bed.

@Cabernax

I love the patronising way the little yellow sign comes up saying "great comment" when it blatantly has no idea what you've just written. :D.

@Cabernax

A Controversial Tweet BY Someone Who Has Too Much Time On His Hands, FOR Someone Who Has Too Much Time On His Hands.

This is a very controversial tweet. If you can tell me why, then you very, very, very clearly have far too much time on your hands. Good luck...:D.

@catarinamp

Coffee shop + Internet connection + study + internet not working on my pc = nothing to do here.

@bonkersappleby

Chocolate

Cadburys aero nestle galaxy milky bar xx mmmm yummy.

@georgie17xx

Broken Trust

So you think you can leave me, grind me down deeper and deeper into the ground, break everything we ever had and then expect for it all to be ok with just saying sorry?.

@MEOW

Awkward Moment #1

The awkward moment when your hugging him, he looks at you, and you know he's about to kiss you, but you push away.

@mpallister24

Am feeling like I could vomit everywhere :( .