Why would I want to have skin orange as Wotsits?
And lips that look like bubblegum balls?
Why would I want to have bleached blonde hair?
And nails as long as the River Thames?
Why would I want to have the shortest dress? And shoes I can't walk in?
Why would I want to have a face caked in makeup? And handbags sleek as Lamborghini's?
I tell you why..
Because I'm me and I don't wear makeup or care about my appearance.
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