mr_coolio
One Direction (UK)'s album is only going in one direction. Straight into a bin.
Who puts all those shopping trolleys in the river anyway?
A where ma keys, a where ma phone…
Is it me or is my brother addicted to Call of Duty?
Why ITV, C4, Channel 5 must you show ads?
I am not an emo. There, I said it!
There's a girl in my class, she sits in the corner sometimes I talk to her, although I probably bore her. I kind of like her, she probably thinks I'm a nerd I wouldn't dare ask her out everyone else would think it's absurd. I'm just gonna…
For all those people who think Romeo and Juliet is the greatest love story of all time: It's a relationship that lasts 3 days and 4 people die. Stuff that up your trumpet English teachers of the world!
Like my dad says; all kids films are based on 'Finding Nemo'. They get lost and have to go find each other again. He has seen it 11 times though.
What's the point of chavs? All they do is sit around doing nothing at school and wonder when they're an adult walking their massive Staffordshire Bull Terrier down the road why they haven't got a job. And then they go and riot for no reaso…
There are two cows standing in a field and one cow says to the other, "have you heard about the mad cow disease?" the other cow says "yeah. Luckily I'm not affected co's I'm a duck"
IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS!
No followers : - (
We're in drought with a hosepipe ban and parts of Bedford are flooded. Why?
2010- holy moly no one can beat Sebastian Vettel 2011-I'm just fed up now 2012- Sebastian who?
Thanks to @unsuitableguy for being the first person to comment on any of my opusses!
Why do people post the soppiset things? In the recipe section someone posted a recipe for "friendship". Get a grip people.
What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra - Peter Kay
It's easy to mistake Elmo for an emo. I mean, he constantly refers to himself in the third person.
There were three men stuck on an island and one day a genie came and granted the men each one wish. The first man wished to be at home with his family. The second wished the same. The last man wished "I'm lonely, I wished my friends where h…
One day, I was walking down the road when I saw this rather nice painting in a shop window. Interested, I walked into the shop and asked "how much for the painting in the window?"(no a painting not a dog) "I think it would look nice on my w…