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We'll find something new to do now. Here is lots of new blue goo now. New goo. Blue goo. Gooey. Goeey. Blue goo, New goo. Gluey. Gluey. Gooey goo for chewy chewing! That's what that Goo-Goose is doing Do you choose to chew goo, too, sir? I…
A.K.A Mr. Wretch. And your up next. Greatness is made in the city I’m from (Huh) The scene came from the city I’m from (Yeah) The city I’m from got mini icons You could sign a deal You ain’t got to sign up Young boy practicing kick-ups in t…
Joker: How 'bout a magic trick? ( Pulls out a pencil and sticks it in the table). Joker: I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. (Joker slams thugs head into the pencil and kills him). Joker: Ta-daa! It's... it's gone!
'I guess I get lucky sometimes' 'Not luck. It's what you do that makes you a hero.'
If it weren’t for the fact that the PC and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all. Joey Adams
To all men who say: “A woman’s place is in the kitchen,” just remember that’s where the knives are kept. Anonymous
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Anonymous
My mom thinks LOL means “Lots of Love”,so she texted me: “Our dog died LOL”.
I was in a taxi when the driver said “I love my job! I’m my own boss and nobody tells me what to do!”. I said “Great. Now take a left here!" Anonymous
Sorry guys that I've been off Opuss for a while, just to let you know I will be posting regularly again.
Identify your problems but give your power and energy to solutions. Tony Robbins
Failure defeats losers, failure inspires winners. Robert T. Kiyosaki
A good compromise, a good piece of legislation, is like a good sentence; or a good piece of music. Everybody can recognize it. They say, 'Huh. It works. It makes sense.' Barack Obama
A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. Mark Zuckerberg
You're like a Password. Hard to figure out, but I always want to keep trying. Unknown
I was angry with my friend; I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow. And I waterd it in fears, Night & morning with my tears: And I sunned it with smiles, And with soft deceitful wiles. …
After all to the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. Albus Dumbledore
It’s the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more. Albus Dumbledore
One moment to another A world to be discovered And now it's my turn to fly Let this be the last time I say goodbye
What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do. John Ruskin
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny. Lao-Tze
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. Bill Gates
Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. Albus Dumbledore
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. Dr Suess
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided. Albus Dumbledore
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that. Albus Dumbledore
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.
Pain is inevitable, but misery is optional. We cannot avoid pain, but we can avoid joy. Tim Hansel
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato "Plato was a bore." - Friedrich Nietzsche "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." - Leo Tolstoy "I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy." - Ernest Hemingway "Hemingway …
It is better to travel well than to arrive. The Buddah
Curiosity killed the cat. But the cat never really died.
In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away. Shing Xiong
Q: What's a football managers' fav half-time snack? A: A gaffer cake.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. Carl Zwanzig