18 June 2012
A is for All - my love for you
B is for Boobs, of which I have two
C is for Cock-a-Doodle-Doo
D is for Don’t know what else I should do...
E is for Everyone, far or near
F is for Face it, this poem’s not clear
G is for Got to get this straight...
H is for Hoping this muddle will abate
I is for Incontinence, (some day I suppose...)
J is for Jenerous, if you spell while you doze!
K is for Killing, for I like that stuff (!?)
L is for Look out! I’m really quite tough o.o
M is for Maybe I’m just talking cr*p
N is for No, wait a minute - a tap!
O is for Obviously ‘gone weird in the head’
P is for Pewter is sometimes made with lead!
Q is for Quackers, I’ve clearly gone mad
R is for Rabies, I’m foaming, quite sad...
S is for Sorry, I really don’t know
T is for This poem should not be on show!
U is for Underestimate me and I might...
V is for Volley you out of sight ;)
W is for Wings of the bingo variety
X is for Xenon (n) - a heavy, colourless gas found in very small quantities!
Y is for Y are you still reading this?
Z is for Zap! Phew it’s over, f*ck this!!!!!!
Another Alphabet One (!!!) • Opuss № I