6 August 2012
My name is Janine, I'm in the 'call' business It may seem obscene, But it's my only weakness....
Janine: Hello Big Boy, How Can I Help you today?
Caller 1: My name's Pete and I like to display. Been given an order by the Courts, no more can I take off in public, my shorts.
Janine: Ok 'Pete', so that's cool, I am happy to drool, I'll help you get over this (*mumbles* 'you fool!')
Caller 1: Well darlin', it's here, hanging out for you now, give us some feedback - should I take a bow?
Janine: Well, Pete, I'll sure give you this - That meat and two veg look like you couldn't miss!
Caller 1: Wow, thanks! Yes, I know, said it myself all along - Knew there was good reason to waggle my schlong!
Janine: Now Pete, take heed - you must keep that inside! The Courts will lock you up otherwise!
Caller 1: Ok, yes I know, I'll be thrown in the slammer, In my trousers I'll now keep my cheeky spammer!
^ Click ^
Janine: Hi Caller, and what is your name?
Caller 2: It's Pete, but I'm not the same... I've got a small problem, it's worrying me.... My willy's so big, it reaches my knees!
Janine: Ok 'Pete', such a Big Boy aren't you!? So, How Can I Help You Today? What can I do?
Caller 2: Well, all I need really, is a little acknowledgement - just some whooping and clapping, if I could be so bold, so upfront?
Janine: (*wolf whistles*) Cor Blimey 'Pete', I ne'er did see such a huge piece of amazing machinery!
Caller 2: Gee, thanks, that's great, nice that you appreciate what I keep in my pants, I'll be off now then, no romance....
^ Click ^
Janine: Hello Caller, And How Can I Help You Today? What kind of games do YOU like to play?!
Caller 3: Hi, my name's Pete, and I'm new to this.... D'you think you could just, er.........blow me a.... Kiss?
Janine: Hi 'Pete'! Ok babe, your a regular now, if you're paying for these calls all night, I'll do anything, anyhow.....!!
Caller 3: Wow! But no, I'm not THAT Pete, I'm, er, new. I'm different, never been here - on the phone to you...
Janine: Oh, oh of course! Nudge and wink an' all that, eh?! Well, if that's your game, I'm happy to play....!
Caller 3: So... How about it? That kiss you promised me? I'd be really grateful, I'll smile with glee (*blushes*)
Janine: Mwah Mwah Mwah! There you go, how was that? Would you like some more slowly, or something like that??
Caller 3: No, thanks - that was great! But I really must go, got my shorts off in public and my willy's touching my toes!!!!!!
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©Caroline Stanley
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