11 December 2012
How I long to kiss you, Touch your face
Want to be locked In a tender embrace
Wrap my legs around you, Get all hot and steamy!
These thoughts are so wrong, I know, I need you to free me!
Want to romp in the moonlight, Want to come out and play,
How I'd lick your body, Like an ice cream sundae!
I would plant little kisses All over your cheeks,
But I cannot, I mustn't, Please stop this, I beseech!
You're just so darn handsome, So cool, so refined...
But if I were to have you, I couldn't let you inside -
For you see, it would kill you, You'd fall to the ground!
There'd be nothing but a puddle, My snowman lover, My hunky, chunky, snowy white mound.
In Love With Mr Frosty • Opuss № I