17 December 2012
Lonely stocking,
23, (ahem)
Good looking - glitzy!
Warm hearted (like hanging around near fireplaces),
Seeking fun and frolics with bearded man (have a penchant for men with hairy faces),
Please feel free to get in touch via chimney - and don't forget to bring gifts! I am not choosy, just as long as they'll fit through my slender opening...
Yours,
Excited Stocking xxxx
Lonely Stocking Seeks Bearded Man For Fun And Frolics • Opuss № I