18 July 2012
@leelee101
Don't usually join in, but thought I'd give it a bash... (Lord help us!!!)
(SOME RATHER RUDE / SEXUAL CONTENT TOO...)
There was a young man from Muldoon Who put two teabags onto a spoon, he said “Pop those in or lay them onto your chin, for a tea-bagging fest, you will swoon!”
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There was a young lady from Fife she longed to become a good wife Two teabags she’d use in her mouth she’d peruse lick and suck them for all her life!
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I dunk my teabag in I pull it out again, In Out Shake it all about, Then do it all again!
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There was an old bag I was told, she was terribly wet and cold. She used to be hot but then - out she got on a spoon, squished and left to grow mould!
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Cold and lonely was he on this day, for his lover had left him astray. He had made her so hot, but then, this teabag, she forgot, taken out and left to decay!
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He started out dry and cool, this square, this gullible fool, then, I’m sorry to say, his life drained away, into a cup of tea he would drool.
Ok, Here They Come - You Are Warned!! • Opuss № I