5 August 2012
"Variety's the spice of life" Thass wot Our Madame says "Don't wanna end up 'jus' some wife' Shacked up wiv a bloke called Wes!"
An' so I give me all each night, I put on quite a show I makes em howl, do fings so fowl, They nevva wanna go!
Now, some like slap an' tickle, An' some like masks an' pegs Some carnt 'arf be fickle but I never gives em dregs ;>
Some nights I may wear bunny ears An' hop around the floor, 'Cause Fergus likes a bunny girl - and 'e leaves ME wantin' more!!
I've got a baby's bottle, I fill it up wiv milk My big baby boy comes on a Friday night 'E likes 'is 'Mummy' wearin' silk!!
Then there's Billy-Joe, 'E likes to treat me mean 'E ties me to the bedposts, Then covers me in beans!
Now, "Thass jus' weird!" I 'ear ya say, "That bloke's wrong in the 'ead!" But along wiv 'im I gladly play 'Cause it's 'im wot pays my bread!
Variety's the spice of life And I don't doubt it, see? Don't wanna end up jus' some wife This spicy life's for me!!!
Spice of Life • Opuss № I