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One day a boy need the toilet so he went to his teacher and said " can I go to the toilet "."only if you say the alphabet ". So the boy said "ok ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXY and Z". The teacher said "where is the P ". It's half way down my leg…
What lies at a bottom of a pram and wobbles? A jelly baby Why did the cow cross the road ? To go to the moovies What is black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra playing the drums