10 July 2012
You've been here for years You've wiped our tears Comforted us when we collapsed from fears Silently mopped up spilled beers
We never appreciated your presence in our lives Forgot you protected us from our falls Forgot that your footprints mirrored ours As we walked in to tell our big news
Now we talk about how you're old and disgusting A replacement would be best now you're damp and musty
So we'll toss you out in the trash next week Never feeling a moment of grief For something that literally contains the last ten years of our lives It's a nasty old carpet for God's sake! Get over it, jeez!
Silly Sentiments • Opuss № I