6 August 2012
*WARNING* pure filth
I have a lovely boyfriend He's kind and sweet to me He likes the things I like Guess it was meant to be
But now and then I wonder If I want to lay my head On my lovely fluffy pillow In our cosy little bed
He's quite the magician He makes things disappear The only problem is they tend to show up at my rear
I can't stand to see him approaching Junk in hand, along he comes To defile my sleeping area Sprinkling it with feckin' crumbs!
See, my boyfriend watches programs and plays his PS3 While munching on crisps and other crunchy treats
Whilst trying to remove the crumbs Sweeping up after my slob I wonder how he manages to miss his great big gob
I always miss a few I twist and turn and flick He sits there totally unconcerned The dirty little.... sugar addict
Where The Magic Happens • Opuss № I