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Phone Operator

Phone voice: Please leave a message after the tone.
You: sigh
Phone: Beeeep
You: How rude!
You cut off the phone

A few days later.

Phone:you have one message.
Friend: (on answer machine) I did not Do Anything; but I see what you mean! I'll tell the phone company that they should use a tone, not a beep! Thank you for that; we will change the world on the phone lines!

THE END

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