True Story- When I Was Ten..

I was ten,
An innocent child,
When was it really love?
That bombarded my tile,
He confidently asked: 'will you go out with me?'
I said 'No! I'd rather eat a flea',
For he was known as the most 'unpopular kid',
A disgusting mouse that did what he did,
But he knew no end,
Always trying to get closer and blend.
Then he bought milkshakes,
And of course sweets and bakes,
But his presents- had not a single effect,
They did not, oh none at all tempt.
Every day as my usual routine,
The boy would continue to ask: 'will you go out with me?',
It was really becoming a pain,
This ten year old admirer really did stain.
Then he stalked me home,
I was scared to walk alone.
I told my 'Daddy' what he did,
And my dad said 'oh it's just a silly kid!'
But no, no, no,
This continued to go,
For half a year,
His annoyance was beginning to bring me tears.
And every day after school,
I had to run home as he chased me acting all cool.
Once he grabbed by my coat,
Saying: 'not so fast' as he continued to provoke.
He wouldn't leave me,
Whatever I tried he continued to be,
So I had to plan,
Plan master plan,
To drive him insane,
To leave me alone and for me to live again.
But for this I had to commit social suicide,
I had to say 'yes', to his question I did lie.
And that's where it a began,
The bullying and laughter that I so wanted to ban,
But now I had my sacrifice,
I was going to take action on him and his ugly mice,
His friends came up to me The next day,
And I said: 'Dump him for me would you, okay?'
They stood in shock, with their mouths open,
I nodded calmly and they ran to deliver me betrayal token,
And once my words they told him,
The whole school heard his pain within.
The scream sounded on the playground,
He ran with tears to the dinner lady in a skirt of brown,
And so he cried with the words,
'Miss she broke me heart! I am so hurt!'
Laughter rang out from everyone,
This is a lesson I taught him- I did that had to be done.

True story, and so glad it is over :)