18 April 2012

What are you ratting on about? Cat caught your tongue? You know the cause? But without Solutions? I have one!

Visit a certain store of Fruit: A device you must procure And on that piece of Fruit there stays A place; That even cats won't ignore

It goes by name of Opuss, and; I believe it has your cure

So for god's sake, and for the rest of us; I do you ,implore:

"Go get one of 'em Opusses. If one ain't enough then get more!"

Believe me I'm not your ball of yarn, Your toy mouse, or scratching post too

Opuss will have the answer. Why? "I've tried it! It must be true!"

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