27 July 2012
•Thoroughbred: who ME?? Do WHAT? I'm scare of light bulbs! I'm outta here!
•Arabian: I changed it an hour ago. C'mon you guys-catch up!
•Quarter Horse: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you want.
•Standardbred: Oh, for pete's sake, give me the bulb and let's be done with it.
•Shetland: Give it to me. I'll kill it and we won't have to worry about it anymore.
•Friesian: I would, but I can't see where I'm going from behind all this mane.
•Belgian: Put the shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it then.
•Warm blood: I was sold for $75K as a yearling but only because my hocks are bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K. I am NOT changing light bulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.
•Morgan: Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do it! I'm gonna do it! I know how, really I do! Jut watch! I'll rewire the barn after, too.
•Appaloosa: Y'all are a bunch of losers. We don't need to change the light bulb, I ain't scared of the dark. And someone make that darn Morgan stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him.
•Haflinger: The thing I ate was a light bulb?
•Mustang: Light bulb? Let's go on a trail ride, instead. And camp. Out in the open like REAL horses.
•Lipizzaner: Hah, amateurs, I will change the light bulb. Not only that, but I'll do it while standing on my hind legs and balancing it on my nose, after which I will perform seven flying lead changes in a row and a capriole.
•Miniature: I bet you think I can't do that just cause I'm small. You know what this is? It's sizeism!
•Paint: Put all the light bulbs in a pen, tell me which one you want, and my owner will bet you twenty bucks I can get I can get it before the Quarter Horse.
•Poa: I'm not changing it. I'm the one who kicked the old one and broke it in the first place, remember? Now, excuse, me I have a grain room to break into.
•Grade Horse: um, guys? I hope you don mind, but I went ahead and changed it while you were all arguing
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