23 July 2012
Great white sails, Strong timber body, A pirate ship, Not terribly shoddy,
Typical pirate lot, "Ah hoy!" They cry, Exploring the seas, Until they run dry,
Captain Peg-Leg, Fierce as they come, Searching for treasure, And bottles of rum,
Invading all the lands, The unstoppable brute, No-one could stop him, "Surrender your loot!"
That was until one day, He found pile of jewels, Filled with greed and lust, Out went the pirate rules!
Blundering in to the nest, Stupid Captain Peg-Leg, Tripped, tumbled and fell, Smack into a giant red egg,
Well, now, everyone knows, A mother dragon's rage, Just can't be contained, It only has one stage!
Her great wide jaws, Suddenly snapping shut, Goodbye good leg, And a piece of his butt,
And that is the story, How Captain Peg-Leg, Found his new name, Now Captain Peg-Peg.
Captain Peg-Leg • Opuss № I