21 May 2012
Fat Cat rolled down the hill,
He couldn't walk for he was ill,
Half-off the side of the mat,
What a silly old cat so fat,
Diabetes '2 skipping a beat,
30% more cat to greet,
Did you swallow your twin?
Or just lack insulin?
Perhaps you are resistant,
If your B-cells are persistent,
Hyperinsulinaemic blood?
Uh oh, not good news, bud,
Perhaps some Mitratapide,
To make his appetite hide,
Dirlotapide for longer,
To make that fat wander,
But beware fatty liver,
The unwanted giver,
Lets hope, if your owner gets in gear,
You could be normal within a year.
Fat Cat [Obesity Revision] • Opuss № I