19 June 2012
#alphabetchallenge @Kinuthia
Ate a giant pickle last night, Blooming huge it was, I got a fright! Couldn't really cope, it took me quite a while Drinking gallons of water, napkins in a pile
Eating the giant pickle, a little gory? For fame, riches and glory Got to be worth it Hoping to get a vinegary hit
I rethink it all now Just as I stand and take my bow Kicking about my insides Low down, that giant pickle resides
My guts are unforgiving Not failing to make me aware of the cost of living Oh, the pain I'm in! Pickle-eating-related sins!
Quest for glory and fame Really not so tame Sickly and pale I trudge to bed Toss and turn with pickle nightmares in my head
Uh oh - I'm going to puke! Vanity, why didn't you tell me not to look! Watery release from the tap, wash it down X-ray might be needed for this giant pickle to be found Yelling in my sleep, the pickle-nightmare done Zebras and lions, a new dream much more fun.
Giant Pickle • Opuss № I