29 May 2012
52 cards in a pack,
The best of all is Jack,
Jack of Spades,
Loved by all the maids,
He lives to seduce,
Living to reproduce,
Kissing every fair Heart,
Tearing the love of Diamonds apart,
Rocking with all the Club chicks,
Dazzling saucy Spades with his quick wits,
All but one that is,
The one they call Four-Fizz,
...full name Four of Spades,
Her deep night-sky hair in braids
Swinging her hips as she walked through the pack,
Not even looking back,
... Poor old Jack,
He was quite amazed,
Soon lost in a lustful haze,
Like shrapnel striking his Heart of Spades,
Time, he thought, to make some upgrades,
There were whispers and papery rustles,
That Four-Fizz only had eyes for cards with muscles,
Jack soon hatched a plan,
And off he ran,
Flowers and flowers were poured,
But all Four looked was bored,
Every other maid and Cardette,
Thought she was mad as a pig in a sweat,
Jack was astounded,
Feeling her coyness quite unfounded,
He had the biggest 2D muscles around, after all,
Many millimetres more than small...
But turns out Four-Fizz wasn't really into muscles,
What she really wanted was chocolate truffles...
That was easy to fix,
So Jack finally got his kiss.
♠Jack Of Spades♠ • Opuss № I