13 June 2012
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All was quiet on the Craziville Train, The purple clouds had decided to rain, With the munchies setting in and the food shortage growing desperate, The divide between non-food and food had never been less separate, All the magical creatures had lost their sparkle, So suddenly Sienna came over all matriarchal, She had already eaten some things a little perverse, I seem to recall a sequinned purse...? She started pulling paper from the walls, And even started hunting ping-pong balls! She popped them all in a massive stew pot, But the Munchie Gremlins she had forgot! They would not be chased off by a pot of paper-ping-pong stew! So off they trot to attack Baby Blu, The poor dragon's empty stomach churned, Delilah came over all concerned, Whilst Sheldon helped her hatch a plan, This involved a lot of hypothetical tinned ham, The one sometimes known as spam?
Little Blu wasn't so little anymore, So he and Sarah went off to explore, Meeting Poppy and her stripped dragon, They raided a tomato-filled wagon, And before eating the poor chap, Who had been rudely awakened from his nap, They learned of the wagon's destination - A far off alien nation, Some may call it Spain, Others call it the Land of Rubbish Chow-mein, The dragons and new recruits flew back to the Express, Only to find Lord Smelly in clear distress, The munchie monsters had struck! They were running amok, Attacking every chicken, goose and duck, Rich and Miss DHP were looking on in despair, Feeling ok because they'd eaten a wig of hair, The strawberry-string sort, They did retort.
But things were getting far too out of hand, And the Express wasn't looking nearly so grand, Wonky Bill had turned the train earthbound, Because of what Blu, Sarah and Poppy found, Finally the munchie gremlins couldn't compete here, Not where tomatoes flew through the air.
Munchie Monsters • Opuss № I