7 August 2012

Poor little deluded Jack,

You think grannies are a good attack?

Well I have to tell you, boy,

And yes it won't give you joy,

Your gran is not as it seems,

I planted her long ago in your dreams,

A hope her love would turn you good,

And would make you like all food,

Not just stinky blue cheese,

"Eat everything up! Jeez!"

She would say when you were a kid,

But nothing could stop your evil,

And it was not terribly well hid,

Your cheese-lab and evil shoes,

Well, that cleaning was left to nan,

Soon she was not amused,

And left to rejoin the goodie van,

So really what I'm trying to say,

She's not your real nan in anyway,

But in fact a secret spy on an evil babe,

Now really, this corner,

You can't escape.

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