Not Jelly

I feel it in my belly,
I feel it in my gut,
That wasn't really jelly,
I think you're a silly smut,

I saw a fish make a wish,
As it tumbled from the sky,
Then stole a coat all swish,
It didn't fall from high.

You see that octopus there?
He's actually a tree,
Your misjudgment is really quite unfair,
All he wants is to be free,

I saw it on the telly,
I feel it from my monkey,
That wasn't really jelly,
You've given me something funky,

Is that a dog with seven legs,
Everything's quite blurry,
A giant spider missing a peg?
My tongue feels rather furry,

What did you put in that,
It makes you look quite fat,
I want to call you a prat,
Or a twat,
But I know it wasn't really jelly,
Cause I feel it squirm in my belly.