1 August 2012
FOOD FIGHT FRENZY CONTINUES TO STRIKE OPUSSIA
Reported by Notorious Nic
Mayor Magpie is the latest reported victim of the food fright frenzies that has been sweeping the nation. Pictured left [bedraggled Mayor Magpie in giant scoop of ice cream, top hat askew and monocle cracked], the Mayor has insisted "this is not the appropriate way for kittens to behave."
Since the giant banana-skin siege on the Royal Palace, the wolves of the Opussian Observatory Guard (OOG) have struggled to find the resources to deal with the nation-wide panic.
"The villains responsible for the attack on the Mayor will be brought to justice" insisted Alpha earlier today whilst doubts about their capabilities are cast in to doubt, "I urge for the public to have patience, we're dealing with one hell of a roller coaster ride here."
A statement issued anonymously (believed to have come from the infamous Pigeon Gangsters of downtown) publicly proclaimed the Mayor to be a "clown in a feather coat". Needless to say, the pigeons are top suspects for the ice-cream attack on the mayor.
This attack only builds on public frustration as the chaos spreads across the country. For the past five days the mass potato wedges frenzy on the M44 has been relentless, cats still seem to be pouring onto the highway with hundreds of bags of frozen potato products. The OOG are advising against all unnecessary travel in the area to avoid the "super wedgie".
A local Catwoman has claimed to have once again seen the mysterious masked Hotdog Hero. This masked hero has not been seen since the collapse of the Wobbling Waffle Tower where the heroic hotdog saved a whole basket of kittens.
Opussia is in crisis, HOTDOG HERO - WHERE ARE YOU?
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In other news, record sale of goggles has been reported by local businesses.
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