19 May 2012
They stalk the streets, those cheeky little cheats.
How they linger near to steal your snack, I urge to rebel and give them a smack. But I fear a counter-attack.
Oh no, the little grey buggers, they're not your common muggers.
It's all an elaborate hoax, thought up once in the park's old oaks.
To see the true rulers of this town, you only need take a look around.
They are everywhere. Above. Below. Even underground.
Do not mistake that vacant stare - it is actually a glare.
Beware.
If you dare to cut one down, the next day, the flock will turn you brown.
[in support of @Dovahkiin -the more evidence against them, the better]
Pigeon Mafia • Opuss № I