22 July 2012
Not suitable for little ears #nightdwellers @smellyfingers
I'm so sorry, kids, What a vicious rumour! Of course Santa is real! Just a joke told in humour!
I'm afraid it was to help, Because the truth is worse, The reindeers and candy, Fell under a deep dark curse,
A werewolf ate rudolf, It wasn't a mistake, He was just hungry, And Rudolf was prime steak,
But blood dripped, And gore spread, Poor old Rudolf, Wasn't quite dead!
Santa was next, Attacked by the herd, Fat man on the menu, All getting quite absurd!
Zombie-Santa, the bits left, He didn't think twice, About stealing all the presents, And eating the chocolate mice,
Elves running with scissors, What dastardly deeds! Dug up the snowmen, And planted evil seeds,
Wolf looked on at A North Pole in distress, "Blummin heck!" He said, "What a bloody mess!"
Sorry, Kids • Opuss № I