28 May 2012
What a strange odd thing to find, Did someone really leave it behind? Like a chicken fillet, It's one half of a duet, Except a bit more floppy, Not really an ideal copy,
Such mystery it provokes here, Without it are they subjected to jeer? How did she not notice? Was she wondering around on Opuss? Perhaps a naughty little thief, Planning to steal a handkerchief, But got a handful more than expected, And with that it was rejected, Doomed to lie upon the ground, Just for me to wonder and astound.
The Boob Thief • Opuss № I