16 August 2012
Take him home to fuel your fire, Train him to be your hair dryer, Grab things from high shelves, Let him hunt those pesky elves, Carry home your shopping, Stop local dogs poop-ping, He'll even dry your washing, And squash what needs squashing, Just know whatever you need to do, A dragon can help with that too.
[Liability notice - We do not take responsibility, For those things that are silly, Like, if your dragon kills a dog, We don't care, not a flipping frog, Hair-loss or clothes now charcoal, Not down to us, that was YOUR goal, As for shopping - carry your own! It's likely by then, he'll have flown, So he gets under your feet, Tipped your Nan, what a treat, Nothing to do with us - We just sell, not discuss.]
Useful Dragon • Opuss № I