6 August 2012
While you've been speaking victory unawares,
I made Daisy-cow into a chair,
She goes nicely with that cat-hat,
I really hope you thank me for that,
Our chickens are now 1000 strong,
Waiting restlessly for that war gong,
Specially trained in martial arts,
They'll hop up and tear out your hearts,
I hope you're ready boys,
Our weapons aren't toys,
The hero pants are doubled-up,
Any cheese attacks and beware,
I'll send your mum your bits in a cup,
Watch out, i have shampoo for that hair!
That sneaky attack will not do,
Ha! That shampoo was glue!
Bedhair Lee - I rip it all off!
Muhahaha - I just scoff!
Cheesy 'King' - what at evil sting,
You never slept,
Now it's time you wept,
I have your sidekick baldie,
Lowering over a tar fire,
Soon he'll shout - 'ouch that's scaldy!'
You won't get here in time,
I'm saved by the power of rhyme!
War Gong | Cheese Battle • Opuss № I