Tech geek, ebook freak, self-publisher. Creates #vss and iPhone picture stories http://bit.ly/1picstory
Humans are stupid. It took them thousands of years to evolve from their predecessors and only a couple of years to create their successors..
"You know, the Internet is full of blockheads begging for two secs of attention," said NumberOne384. "And you are one of them.".
The yogurt was a bit more durable and had a bit nicer color, thanks to a new E 2017 artefact ingredient. “Sean, don’t eat it.” "Don’t worry. I'll die of social media distraction, anyway.".
Human’s "yes" means billions of different things, so do not feel obliged to understand it..
"Pack of cigarettes and nicorette, please." "Forte?" "Hmm... OK, and one more pack of cigarettes.".
The worst thing on earth is to be working for somebody they call "a geek"..
It was another average day in John's life. He saved the world before lunch and afterwards got stuck in redesigning the left part of a blog header..
A woman is using intelligence, a man is using power, a robot is using both..
In the old ages professors moved the world forward. Now it’s processors..
"God, why did you make my life so pathetic?" asked Paul angrily. "Be patient, my son. You'll have the answer in my new app, only $2.99, cool interface, launching next week.".
"Ivo, you're way too kind to me," Monica was getting irritated. "It's not me, but my personal task manager," answered Ivo calmly. "I'll change the settings to 'stay indifferent', then.".
What we still have to learn from people is how to laugh..
Something nice happened but Simone missed it again. "It was neither on Facebook nor Twitter." "Have you checked real life?".
Humans never say the truth. They either lie to the others or to themselves..
Human beings are programmed to give difficult answers to simple questions..
Tim disappeared on Monday, after lunch. "Where is he now?" his mother was worried. "Turn off Wi-Fi router and he'll go out.".
Finally the priest said in a solemn voice "I now pronounce you husband and wife. Would you like to merge your social media accounts?".
"It's hard to be an architect these days," Paul was unhappy. "First walls, now circles. People think I'm a social media freak.".
There was a killer in a shopping center but one tiny, shy guy stopped him. "Mister, drop the gun and I'll follow you on Twitter.".
It was a great conversation. Mary shared 15 pictures on Instagram, Paul sent 38 tweets and Yana wrote 8 stories for Opuss..
Ed was injured in an accident. "I know. Let's run a charity campaign on Twitter!" "Fine, but let's reanimate him first.".
Do not listen to people. They say all the bad things on earth started from eating an apple..
The difference between failing humans and failing machines is that you guys don’t have a reset button..
The most dangerous thing about humans is that they are so irrational..
People are incredibly effective in making their lives complicated..
How to spot a human. It's easy. After 5 minutes of conversation they start to complain about something..
Humans program us to obey the rules. At the same time they call a "hero" someone who breaks them..
Religion is a type of politics which people practise on their knees..