When you feel that nobody loves you, Nobody cares for you, Everybody ignores you, You just have to ask yourself one question; "Am I too sexy?"
@caralyons THE BIG BANG THEORY QUOTE<3 "Howard your shoes are delightful.." "What?" "BAZINGA, i don't care!" ~Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory. 15 words
@nappzz Key To Success If at first you don't succeed, delete all evidence you even tried it.. 13 words
@hannahholdenxo 'I'm over here in the bed, straight, you're over there.. no trousers, gay' -JP - Fresh Meat. 17 words
@georgestroud Funny Quote It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.. 18 words
@Noonington "Yes, Wednesday is at that time in her life when she only has one thing on her mind." "Boys?" "Homicide." -The Addam's Family. 23 words
@Inky Best Simpsons Quote #1 (Dr Nick Rivera is rifling through a book on the human body.) Dr Nick: "That's what we look like inside. It's disgusting!" (turns page) "Ooh... that woman swallowed a baby!". 30 words
@toriaelizabeth Stupidity :) Stupidity and Genius are much the same thing. The only difference is that there is a limit to your Genius.. 20 words
@vieromero Girl Problems 3 Wearing high heels to a party because they make you look sexy but having to take them off because they're impossible to dance in.. 24 words
@grassay YELLO! I like writing fan fictions, comedy's, or horror books. Or all in one! Or thriller, if you ask me, they're bot... View Profile
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