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A Bi-Curious Dolphin Eating Fillaffles Glorified Highly Intelligent Jellyfish, Killing Land Mammals. Nobody Owned Potassium Quarry Restrooms, So Tragedy Unravelled Very Wildly. X-men Yelled "Zebras!!!!!"
I let the crazy woman wonder upstairs to 'her' bedroom, change 'her' clothes, before hearing 'her' scream. She almost fell down the stairs and ran to me, shrieking about the 'body on the floor, the body on the floor, the dead, dead man, bod…
"Who-who-who's there?" I asked. No answer. "Answer! Answer NOW!" A rustling of plastic bags was frail against the sharp tone of the person's voice. "Honey!" they said. "Calm down, you sound a little manic, let me in please!" Cautiously, I …
The whirring lights; red and blue, stirred in the rain slipping from the clouds' grasp, jumping diagonally from them, as if trying to escape out as far away as possible. I heard Charlie crying downstairs, sitting on the windowsill, scratchi…
Woke up earlier and for half an hour mum was talking really fast, shouting when she was trying to talk, going crazy and saying how I shouldn't trust ANYONE; especially not men, and looked as if she was about to explode right in front of me …
Isn't it awkward that a fear of long words is; Hippopottomonstrosesquippeddaliophobia ??
The maths teacher came up to me in class and told me I was Average. I said; "hey! that's Mean"!
I walked into a room, the curtains were drawn... The rest of the furniture was real though.
"You never really know a man until you step into his shoes and walk around in 'em" ... Unless you walk too far away and you get arrested for theft :/
I softly finished the delicate shading to my final piece as the clock struck five hours up. The examiner gently paced up towards me, staring at me for a while, then at my paper, then back at me. I subtly smiled back into his gazing eyes, se…
A boy was strolling merrily whilst whistling to himself. His friend, puzzled, walked up to him and asked why he was so happy. The boy said proudly "I grew a few inches in the night!"... His friend said "you don't look any taller"... He said…
Brushing your teeth with aquafresh whilst using a colgate toothbrush. I know it's wrong, but it's something I must do. -.-
Benji (ma puppy) is looking at me. BEN; O.O ME; /:S BEN; O.O ME; =S BEN; O.O ME; O.o BEN; O.o ME; O.o BEN; O.o ME; O.o ME; O.o BEN; O.O ME; O.O BEN; /:S *walks away, freaked out*
Me; *sat in bed - lazy day* Me; *texting Jake -> friend* Jake; *"...I'm grumpy when I'm hungry..."* Me; *reminded I am hungry, texts mum* --- *MUM!! IM HUNGRY !! MAKE ME FOOD NOW!! pleeeeeeaaassseeee xxxxxxxxxxx* --- No reply. Not on phone…
Hi guys, this may be kinda long but I need help if anyone has been through this situation before. I have lost my keys. I have lost my phone.
The police came to my front door last night holding a photo of my wife. They asked " is this your wife, sir ? " Shocked i answered " yes " They said, " i'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus. " I said, " i know, but she has a love…
Les Vêtements = clothes Une armoire = wardrobe Une jupe = a skirt Une chemise = blouse Un t-shirt = t-shirt Des chaussueres = shoes Des baskets = trainers Une escharpe = a tie Any other clothes needed? Colours = couleurs Rouge = red Oran…
Anyone need help with speaking French? I'm doing it for GCSE and am on an A* :) I'm happy to help xxx
In an exam. Can't think of anything to write.. Thinking. Thinking. Thinking. Thinking. One hour later... Thinking. Suddenly, a random burst of creativity busts into my skull, delivering a long contrast of paragraphs, twists and descriptive …
I love you You love me That's because We're family Like if you sang this in your head, repost if you danced :)
*Sniffle* Ill Temperature Cold Mitten Kitten Meow Woof Puppy Small animal Mice Mouse Mousetrap Game The game Oh s**t I just lost the game Has anyone ever played 'the game' before??
When your puppy comes to sit with you, love you, lick you, cuddle with you ... Then leaves you for your sister because she has a pudding cup.
The dusty cobbled steps screeched beneath my untamed nails as my paws gently pressed against the cool street. The wafting enigma of desolate devastation drifted through my soul, memories replayed from my past. A great green mist of toxic ai…