nemozerozero
My cat doesn't like me much actually I think she hates me anyway through the day I try to win her infection but there's no luck yet. So one day I said "right screw you I'm nice to you I love you but you just run away so I'm finished being m…
Does have swearing Roses are red Violets are blue I loved you and Now fuck you
How do you make archaeologist blush Give them a tampon and ask them what period it's from
My friend is leaving so this is a goodbye if I see you in six months or six years you will always be my best friend always know you will have friends here with me
"Your doing it wrong rabbit" said mouse. "It's meant to just fit in the hole." "It's called a key hole, mouse" whispered weasel. "now if you two can stop arguing for 5 mins, we'll have the lock picked and be in and out of this shop with all…