nemozerozero

My cat doesn't like me much actually I think she hates me anyway through the day I try to win her infection but there's no luck yet. So one day I said "right screw you I'm nice to you I love you but you just run away so I'm finished being m…

Opuss № I

Does have swearing Roses are red Violets are blue I loved you and Now fuck you

Roses • Opuss № I

How do you make archaeologist blush Give them a tampon and ask them what period it's from

Archeologist • Opuss № I

My friend is leaving so this is a goodbye if I see you in six months or six years you will always be my best friend always know you will have friends here with me

Goodbye • Opuss № I

"Your doing it wrong rabbit" said mouse. "It's meant to just fit in the hole." "It's called a key hole, mouse" whispered weasel. "now if you two can stop arguing for 5 mins, we'll have the lock picked and be in and out of this shop with all…

Little Critters • Opuss № I